brentasmagoria

Don't see it. Ever. Watching just the clips of funny lines of dialogue--"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me! Oh my Gooooddd!"--are funny, but don't ever watch the movie from start to finish.
Absolutely terrible. Worst movie I've ever seen.
0/5

Welcome back from a hiatus! Here to welcome you is the charmingly fanciful tale of a robot, aptly named "Robo". Enjoy!

The following is a list of things that are expalined by science, but most likely really are the result of magic. Feel free to comment and contribute more of these.

Airplanes. Thousands of pounds of metal hurtling through the air at many miles an hour with no suspension or support? Must be magic.

The Internet. A constantly expanding galaxy of content and media where anybody can create and display content with only moderate knowledge of computers? A place to share and discuss anything, learn anything, contribute to anything, communicate with anyone? Using just a box with some wires and circuits in it and a monitor made up of plastic and glass? Magic!

Computers. Computers have come a long way since the late 70s and early 80s. They started off big enough to make a whale quit Weight Watchers, and have gotten so much more powerful and so much smaller. How? How can this be in only 20 years? Magic. They work by magic, and were made better by more magic.

Television. Sending audio and video to millions of television sets worldwide in an instant through the air or through wires? Magic, magic, and MORE magic! I bet that the dinosaurs are rolling in their graves (or in the museums) because they missed out on this.

The Creation of the Universe and Everything on it. Magic.

The Brain. What ISN’T the brain capable of doing? Making an enchilada in less than two minutes? Nope, that’s what microwaves do, you say. Actually, who created the microwave? What did they use the most to make it? Metal? Nope. Their BRAIN! Brains are the most magical thing of all and even if “science” can explain how all of the above things do what they do, the brain is responsible for all of it. Brains (and the humans they reside in) are the most magical of all things. Period.

~Brent

After a long time of being gone, I have returned hopefully to update the site at least once a week.
We'll see if I can do that or not.
Cross your toes.

~Brent

A beautiful piece about a very quick dolphin and the citrus fruit which it possesses.

Total Running Time: 3:51
Genre: Ballad
Format: MP3
Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5 tiny tots

DOWNLOAD LEMON OF THE SPEEDY DOLPHIN .MP3!

So here are issues 5 and 6 of my new favorite web comic to make: GREY!
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Issue 5:

Issue 6:

~Brent

So here's another GREY. Kind of late for the holiday season, but maybe it's New Year's. Who knows? (I sure don't, it's not like I made it or anything).

Issue 4:

~Brent

So I've just stumbled across lots of old pictures I drew on my computer. Most in Paint, but some in Jasc Paint Shop Pro. Anyway, I've decided to post them here in small doses. Also, I'm going to analyze them. Here's dose number 1!

Piece #1
"Beach With Grass"

This, obviously, is a beach. On the beach is some grass. I imagine a field slopes down into the beach which then turns into the liquid of the ocean. In the ocean there is a happy man standing proudly in his new boat. This piece reflects the serene pleasures of a day on a quite beach, viewing the people milling around their activities.

Piece #2
"Water"

This piece depicts a man in a green shirt with water coming from his mouth, spilling down his front. Sprouting from his mostly bald head are five stringy orange springs of hair. I imagine they make odd noises when you stretch them out all the way and then let go of them. This piece represents the fragile balance between order and chaos.

~Brent