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After a long time of being gone, I have returned hopefully to update the site at least once a week.
We'll see if I can do that or not.
Cross your toes.

~Brent

A beautiful piece about a very quick dolphin and the citrus fruit which it possesses.

Total Running Time: 3:51
Genre: Ballad
Format: MP3
Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5 tiny tots

DOWNLOAD LEMON OF THE SPEEDY DOLPHIN .MP3!

So here are issues 5 and 6 of my new favorite web comic to make: GREY!
Tell me what you think by registering an account and commenting!

Issue 5:

Issue 6:

~Brent

So here's another GREY. Kind of late for the holiday season, but maybe it's New Year's. Who knows? (I sure don't, it's not like I made it or anything).

Issue 4:

~Brent

So I've just stumbled across lots of old pictures I drew on my computer. Most in Paint, but some in Jasc Paint Shop Pro. Anyway, I've decided to post them here in small doses. Also, I'm going to analyze them. Here's dose number 1!

Piece #1
"Beach With Grass"

This, obviously, is a beach. On the beach is some grass. I imagine a field slopes down into the beach which then turns into the liquid of the ocean. In the ocean there is a happy man standing proudly in his new boat. This piece reflects the serene pleasures of a day on a quite beach, viewing the people milling around their activities.

Piece #2
"Water"

This piece depicts a man in a green shirt with water coming from his mouth, spilling down his front. Sprouting from his mostly bald head are five stringy orange springs of hair. I imagine they make odd noises when you stretch them out all the way and then let go of them. This piece represents the fragile balance between order and chaos.

~Brent

Here's the third issue of GREY. I really enjoy making GREY, I'm not sure why, but I hope people like it, because I feel like I'm going to keep on making it for a while.

But if people hate it I might stop. (Yeah, right!)

Issue 3:

~Brent

So, a very long time ago it seems, I started the Ask Brent feature. Here's the first issue!

The first question comes from Maggie, who writes, "WHEN?"
I'm not quite sure what this is asking, about, but I assure you that if you just remain patient, you will get to whenever it is you are asking about.

The next email came from a mbgpsodderq, who writes, "ymv5nS". He (or she) also tried to link me to a website, presumably their personal site. I was honored when I first received this, as I assumed that his (or her) strange gibberish was meant to represent the phrase "link exchange". Unfortunately, when I went to visit the website to obtain enough information about it to write a brief article encouraging visitors to take a look at this person's site, I was greeted with an error message. Apparently typing in random strings of letters and hyperlinking them to another random string of letters doesn't really constitute a URL.

Next is a message from alex, who writes to me, "e6oQY7 fkjgh62vDfulv0s5FvSa". This one took longer to decipher than mbgpsodderg's email. Finally, I decided that it was a keygen, but being the fine upstanding gentleman that I am (and not knowing what piece of software it unlocked) I courteously declined.

My next two messages were from a hzkmbmkg and the infamous xqclglm who both had similar emails to mbgpsodderg, with similar approaches and results. The only difference were the body of their emails which read "KQOvsf" and "V1mnJx" respectively.

I also received an email from anonymous, who wrote, "free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza free pizza!

please."

My response is a resounding, "No" because I do not have pizza and if I did I wouldn't share it with you. (At least I don't think I would, but that's only because I don't know your identity, as you seem to prefer being called anonymous.)

My last email is from a Will G. who sent in a wonderful picture made with my colorful dots Flash game.

Here's the image:

To write to me, and get featured in a new issue of Ask Brent! please use the contact form.

Special thanks to everybody who contacted me!

~Brent

So here's a little web comic I whipped up by combining some half-and-half and a little bit of pruschetta. And some oregano.

Made in good 'ol' MSPaint!

Issue 1:

Issue 2:

~Brent