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Note: Since the day of this review of I have seen The Dark Knight two more times. Yes: it's that good.
Excellent. I went into the theater really excited, but also a little nervous; even the hype had hype. Everybody was saying, "Believe the hype! Ledger's amazing!" And it's true. Heath Ledger is the star of the show. Not that everyone else involved are bad. This production is excellent, everything is filmed well, acted superiorly, the whole experience is wonderful. The plot moves at a nice pace, and I never found myself saying, "This is a long movie." I'm not going to write anything about the plot itself, though, because I don't want to give anything away, and there's a lot to give away, with all the twists and turns.

Imagine this:
A little boy, 6-ish walks into a deli with his mother. His mother orders sandwiches for them and also orders two medium drinks: a combo that saves them $2.58. As the mother goes to pick a table, she hands both cups to her son, so that he may go and get their drinks. The little lad approaches the soda machine, where an elderly man with a long beard is standing with a cane. The little boy, wanting to be polite, smiles at the man, and then proceeds to get his and his mother's drinks--a Sprite and Lipton Raspberry Iced Tea, respectively. As the Little boy reaches up to get more ice for his mother's tea, the old man picks up the boy by the back of the neck and

slams him into the soda machine, showering the boy with diet cola. As the little boy screams, the old man slides him back and forth, back and forth, the boy's face deploying each and every soda and soaking him with a shower of fizz and liquid. Onlookers, appalled at the old man's cruelty, rush up to help the struggling, soggy, boy. The old man tosses the boy behind him and picks up some of the onlookers, repeating his crazed attack. The police come and arrest the man, and Keith, the deli's custodian, is stuck cleaning up the sticky beverages and ice splashed and sprawled in a rainbow on the floor.

This scene must and will get made. Hopefully soon.

~Brent

Meet Tom: He's an alligator! He gets into conflicts! Conflicts are the key to good stories! Tom is in a story!

The fabled webcomic (which also resides on www.alligators4theworld.tk) is now on brentasmagoria.com! Read the exciting exploits of Tom an alligator!

For more Alligators 4 the World, click here.

So here are some "artsy" landscapes that I made in Photoshop a while ago. They were going to be for a movie at some point in my head, but I don't think that'll be what's going to happen to them anymore. Anyway, here they are, we've got a lovely field with tall grass, a hill with some trees on it, a field at night with a full moon, and a dry, desolate-ish field. Anyway, tell me if you like 'em or not by commenting, and remember that you have to create an account in order to comment.





*NOTE: IN ORDER TO SAVE SPACE, I'VE CONDENSED THIS ARTICLE BY OMITTING THE OTHER THREE PICTURES, SO IN ORDER TO SEE THEM ALL YOU MUST CLICK THE "READ MORE" LINK OR CLICK ON THE TITLE OF THIS ARTICLE.*

This is my first experimental song. It's superlative and has rhythm and all that jazz (no pun intended :P).
It starts off with one set of sounds and then branches into other sets and sounds and gets really awesome and makes you want to dance. At least, it makes me want to dance.

Total Running Time: 0:25
Genre: Experimental Groove
Format: MP3
Average Rating: 4 out of 5 tangerines

DOWNLOAD EXPERIMENTAL SONG #1 .MP3!
~Brent

1 Panel 2 Many (which formerly resided on www.1panel2many.tk) is a one panel webcomic similar to Gary Larson's Farside. Here are the initial four comics, when there are more, I'm going to create a separate story for them.
Attached are 4 comics in .bmp format, or you can just click Read More to see them here.

Attached for your enjoyment is the instant hit, I Miss You Like A Shark Misses Its Teeth. This ballad entrances listeners with beautiful harmony and heart-wrenching lyrics that speak to the little person in all of us. Tell me what you think about it by commenting, and feel free to pass it along to friends, family, iPods, etc.

Total running time: 2:49
Genre: Oceanic
Format: MP3
Average Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

DOWNLOAD I MISS YOU LIKE A SHARK MISSES ITS TEETH .MP3!

Lyrics for I Miss You Like A Shark Misses Its Teeth: